We weren't sure Jwoww and Ronnie could read, let alone write a book -- but they inked a deal with a publisher to do just that.

Jwoww & Ronnie
According to EW, the two "Jersey Shore" stars will team up to pen "Never Fall in Love At the Jersey Shore" for St. Martin's Press.

The book is said to be a "How to" guide to living on the Shore. Here's a hint: GTL. Repeat.