Ellen DeGeneres is giving us an inside look at the 9,500 square-foot Beverly Hills home she shares with wife Portia de Rossi -- and, shocker, it's gorgeous.

The talk show host and "Arrested Development" star opened up their doors to Architectural Digest, showing off the giant single-story residence that used to be home to Joan Collins and "Will & Grace" co-creator Max Mutchnick.

"We pulled into the driveway and—we just knew before we even walked through the gate,” de Rossi tells the magazine.

The home comes equipped with a meditation room for massages, a pool, media room (where they were married!), screened porch and pool table. Ellen also purchased two neighboring properties and turned one into a pond.

And you've gotta see the closet -- look at the gallery above and see if you can tell which side is Ellen's.

See more photos when the November issue of Architectural Digest drops on newsstands October 11.