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And now for a feud straight outta 1994.

"Full House" star Bob Saget is speaking out about a cocaine story "Boy Meets World" star Danielle Fishel told about him in the latest issue of Maxim ... and he ain't happy.

That's right, we've got Danny Tanner taking down Topanga!

But first, some backstory.

In the March issue of Maxim, Fishel told a story about a trip to Disney on a private jet with her parents and the TGIF family.

"We were trying to take a nap, and all of a sudden Bob Saget walks down the aisle, rips open our curtain, and shouts, ‘Do you guys have any coke?!’"

It sounds like Fishel's fam took the interaction seriously, but in a new statement to Maxim, Saget insists it was all a joke. He also takes a few digs at Danielle in the process:

"What show was she on? Big Chest, Small Wonder? That’s the real size of her, by the way. She’s kind of like Bilbo Baggins, very tiny," he starts.

"I was always making jokes; that’s what I did. Yes, it did have a drug reference in it, but the joke was that her parents should protect this kid who was starring in a television show. It was just a funny thing, like a satiric moment of, ‘What are we doing with our kids?’" he adds.

"I wouldn’t expect someone to understand it if they don’t get that kind of humor," he continues. "How old is that girl now anyway? Isn’t she like 60? I don’t know how old she was when she did the show, but I’ll always tell the judge she was 18."

Whose side are  you on? Sound off below and see what all your favorite TGIF stars look like now in the gallery above!

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