Britney Spears and Ellen DeGeneres take a trip to the mall on today's episode of the comedian's talk show -- and things go out of control, fast.
"I wanted to take advantage of the celebrity lifestyle with my famous friends so I called Britney Spears and took her to the Westfield Fashion Square Mall," Ellen explains before introducing a package of them causing havoc inside the shopping center. "I told her we could do whatever we wanted because we're famous and here's what happened."
Shoplifting purses, sleeping in Restoration Hardware displays and taking advantage of the free Ben & Jerry's samples is just some of the bad girl behavior these two exhibit in the clip above.
Ellen even offers up some very sage advice to a play area full of children and parents, letting them know what's really important in life: "Money and celebrities."
"Parents, I can't stress to you enough, the most important thing: start auditioning them early," DeGeneres jokes. "Start putting them on diets, get facials, get massages. If you want to be taken care of by your children, start auditioning them now!"
Brit Brit also gives her good pal some strutting tips ... and steals a handbag from one of the carts lining the mall.
The two even raid a fountain for spare change!
"We're gonna give it to 'charity,'" Ellen says to bystanders, before telling Spears to, "Put that in the purse that you stole!"
Check out the full clip above. See more when "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" airs later today.