“Shahs of Sunset” star Mike Shouhed is single and ready to mingle this season, but that doesn't mean he'll settle for just anybody. In fact, expect to see the reality star pointing out women's flaws as he parties through Hollywood this season.
“Wait until you see single Mike crunk, turned -- not turned -- turnt up at a club telling women what he thinks they should do to up their game," Farahan said. "He was acting like captain save-a-hoe at a whore house. It was amazing."
Shouhed clarified that Farahan was referring to one woman who was just way too aggressive for his tastes.
“There was this one girl who came up to me at a club, super aggressive, trying to get my attention and I’m like, ‘You’re so beautiful, what’s that thing in your tongue for?’ And I’m like, ‘You know, I’m not in my 20s, I’m a grown man and that’s not impressive. You look like a tramp doing this thing with your tongue,’” Shouhed said.
Farahan chimed in to add further context: the woman was trying to hint that a tongue ring could make oral sex a little more fun.
“She wanted to show me and I wasn’t about it, and she was wearing shoes that were too small for her,” Shouhed said. “Her toes were hanging out so I had to help her. I was like, ‘Yo, like instead of spending 100 bucks getting your tongue pierced, you should have gotten another pair of shoes.'”
His shift in attitude about women comes in wake of an emotional divorce from ex-wife Jessica Parido. As much as he enjoys a night out on the town, Shouhed is ready for another meaningful relationship.
“Before it was like the exterior was what was most important. Now, if the woman doesn’t have the personality to match, if there’s red flags that I see in the beginning, I run," Shouhed said. "I don’t allow myself to get attached, because I’m a hopeless romantic. I’m a Libra. I love love. I love to be in a relationship, but I’m looking for something with a little more depth.”