Donald Trump delivered one of his most bizarre speeches yet at a Boy Scout jamboree in West Virginia Monday, and late-night comedians were ready to dismantle each and every part of it.
Stephen Colbert, Trevor Noah, James Corden and Seth Meyers roasted Trump's remarks at the jamboree on their shows Tuesday night, wondering why he would bring up things like his election win and health care to a bunch of young kids.
Corden called the speech "horrific," and every host was baffled as to why Trump is still bragging about beating Hillary Clinton, and even more specifically, why he's bragging about it to pre-teen boys.
"The Late Show with Stephen Colbert"
Colbert didn't say too much about the jamboree, and instead let Trump do the talking. He played a montage of Trump's weirdest moments, including bragging about his election win and how many people were in the audience watching him speak.
"I cannot believe all these people turned out to for the Super Bowl just because I am here," Colbert said in a Trump impression. "I also am very honored there are 7 billion people on Earth right now, just to see me."
"It’s no surprise he went to the Boy Scouts," Colbert added. "With all his scandals, he needs someone good at putting out fires.”
"The Daily Show with Trevor Noah"
The Comedy Central host also highlighted some clips from Trump's speech and said, "Sweet Jesus! Trump sounds less like a president and more like a drunk stepdad."
But Noah's favorite part was when Trump told the Boy Scouts the story about a real estate tycoon who sold his company "for a tremendous amount of money," bought a yacht and lived a "very interesting life." Trump added, "I’m not going to tell you what he did. Should I tell you?,"Oh, you're Boy Scouts, but you know life."
"Did... Did this guy just regale 40,000 preteen boys with the take of an old real estate mogul having yacht sex? Is that what he did,” Noah asked his audience.
"The Late Late Show with James Corden"
Corden spend just the last minute of his opening monologue to talk about the Boy Scout Jamboree, but that's all the time he needed.
"It. Was. Horrific." Corden said. "During his speech, Trump told the Scouts that Health and Human Resources Secretary Tom Price would be fired in congress doesn't repeal and replace Obamacare, to which the Boy Scouts replied, 'Dude, we're 10.'"
"On the bright side, every Scout in attendance was able to earn his badge for listening to an old man b-tch about his job."
"Late Night With Seth Meyers"
The NBC comedian has an idea of what badge the Boy Scouts might have earned for having to sit through Trump's entire speech.
"President Trump spoke yesterday at the Boy Scout Jamboree and bragged about his election victory over Hillary Clinton, and every Scout in attendance earned the merit badge for eye-rolling."
"Yes, President Trump attended the Boy Scout Jamboree, specifically to ask for some help finding Don Jr. 'He's somewhere in the woods, who has a compass? Don't come back with Eric.'" Meyers said, mocking Trump.