"So I guess it's a good thing Harvey Weinstein likes people watching him shower because there's a lot of that in prison," the late-night host jokes.
"The only place we should be building a wall, is around Harvey Weinstein. That's the only place," Noah said in his monologue Wednesday.
"The guy keeps getting worse and worse," the late-night host added. "And now the NYPD is looking into criminal allegations as well. So I guess it's a good thing Harvey Weinstein likes people watching him shower because there's a lot of that in prison. That's one upside for him. It's the one place where it's normal."
But Noah made sure to point out that Weinstein has just become the face of a crime that is committed every day all over the world.
"This isn't just about Harvey Weinstein," he said. "This isn't a Hollywood problem. This is a man problem."
The late-night host then passed the torch to his "Daily Show" correspondent Michelle Wolf, who had a novel policy on how to stop sexual harassment in the work place: "Pull Out Your Dick, Get Replaced by a Chick."
"Because of this story, all these women are coming out to say that they've also been sexually harassed and men are like, 'I can't believe this,'" Wolf said. "I know you can't. Men don't know anything that's going on with women. You think you understand vaginas because sometimes you put your penis in one. That's like me saying I understand engineering because I once drove through a tunnel."
"This issue isn't just about sex," she added. "It's also about power. It's not good enough to just fire Harvey because there's always a Bob. The only way you change it [is] if you change the power from the top. My solution? Every time a guy gets caught sexually harassing someone, you don't just fire him; you have to replace him with a woman."