The Kardashians made out like bandits for the holidays, while John Legend has a new "heater for his peter."
While most of us would be content with a gift card to Outback Steakhouse in our stockings, Hollywood went above and beyond this Christmas.
From pricey porcelain thrones to adorable (and exotic) animals and brand new cars, celebrities opened up their wallets for their loved ones this year -- and shared it all on social media.
Here are seven of the most extreme, ridiculous or downright amazing presents stars gave or received.
Erika Girardi's $5K Toilet
"Yeah, I bought him a toilet. Seriously, that is the truth. It was a $5,000 toilet, who does this?" she told PEOPLE.
"It's getting installed this week it has to have like its own power source and everything; it's major. It's ridiculous. He's going to kill me. That's okay."
Kanye West's Christmas Fakeout
Kim Kardashian opened up her gift on Instagram, revealing a box filled with items including a Mickey Mouse toy, Apple headphones, gift cards for Netflix and Amazon and a pair of Addidas socks. "I'm like, 'That's so sweet, thanks,'" a less-than enthused Kim explained in the clip.
She then showed off his real gift: another box with stock for all of the companies she named from Box #1.
Not too shabby, huh?
John Legend's Willy Warmer
Thank u dad pic.twitter.com/SvYkfYMSAP— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) December 26, 2017
Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like.
The red knit Willy Warmer is described as a "heater for your peter" and goes for about $20 on Amazon.
Eva Marcille's Christmas Bling
The reality TV star happily showed off the stunning sparkler she got from boyfriend Mike Sterling, with the caption "I said yes!!!!"
The two are also expecting their first child together.
Diddy Brings Daughter to Tears
In an exuberant Instagram video, Diddy proudly showed off his gift for daughter Chance.
After sharing a clip of his family dancing in their backyard, he posted another video of the moment he revealed her present: a golden retriever puppy!
"They call me Black Magic!" he proclaimed as he handed her the pooch. It's clear she was very happy, as she started hyperventilating and sobbing in pure joy.
Luke Bryan Gift From Down Under
Let's just say country singer Luke Bryan's present to wife Caroline was a little more exotic than a puppy.
Walking out to their living room with a big bag in his hand, he told her he got her a couple of purses for Christmas this year -- before she opened the bag to find it occupied by two baby kangaroos!
The two have been hard at work on Brett's Barn, a barn dedicated to Caroline's niece Brett, who died when she was just seven months old. Luke's wife promised to give Brett a pony, a promise she fulfilled, and has since been adding additional mini animals to the project.
"We're working with some local charities to bring kids out to see the animals and stuff like that," Bryan previously said of the project, which houses two horses, some goats, a pig, and a pair of llamas.
Kris Jenner's Two New Whips
While the momager said J-Law "didn't disappoint," the "mother!" actress didn't quite get her dream gift, instead giving her a Power Wheels version of the luxury car. "Thank you Jen I love you!!!" Jenner captioned the photo.
The vehicle surprises didn't stop there, however, as Kris showed off another, real, car she got as well. On Tuesday, Jenner posted a photo of her new Moke America electric car, described on its website as "A 20th-century collectible car reinvented with 21st-century green-friendly electric power."
The fully-electric model retails for $15,975, while a gas-friendly version goes for $24K.