Kyle is upset with Lisa Vanderpump, Dorit is upset with Kyle, Vanderpump is upset in general, and Lisa Rinna is drunk the entire time.
Kyle and her cast mates were at the Bella Magazine party in New York -- where Dorit Kemsley was being honored as the month's cover girl -- when all hell broke loose.
"I'm here to have fun, but I will say one thing," Kyle -- who was admittedly a few drinks in by this point -- said to Dorit in front of all the women. "I have to say something to get it off my chest. Congratulations. You look gorgeous, honestly. But if I didn't care about you, Dorit, I wouldn't say anything. You know, what happened with the beach house -- why was I being singled out, and why was it made a bigger deal than it was when you're my friend?"
Earlier in the episode, Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave ended up telling Kyle everything Dorit had said about her and Lisa Vanderpump while the group was out to dinner on last week's episode. Teddi told Kyle that Dorit was recounting the drama that went down at Teddi's beach house as well as the explosive dinner Dorit and Kyle had with Lisa Vanderpump, during which Lisa stormed off.
"How did I make it a bigger deal, Kyle?" Dorit asked.
"First of all," Kyle began, "you went to [Erika] and said--"
"That everyone was talking about her and I felt uncomfortable?" Dorit interrupted.
"Yeah, but you made it like it was bad, Dorit!" Kyle fired back.
"There was a lot of conversation about Erika," Dorit said. "You were very, very outspoken."
"It was all of us, A, and B, I never said anything negative about her," Kyle said. "It feels like I was getting the f-cking brunt of it between a friend that I trust and a friend I care about."
When Erika Girardi tried to step in to tell Kyle everything was OK on her end, Kyle fired back, "I know that! But now I feel f-cked over." Meanwhile, Lisa Vanderpump was silent, which further infuriated Kyle.
"Listen to me! I'm talking to you because I care about you, but I'm f-cking pissed off," Kyle said as she inched closer to Dorit. "There were things said about me and Lisa Vanderpump that shouldn't have f-cking been said! I f-cking say that you can tell me everything you want and I will never ever f-ck you over, and I feel f-cked over!"
The drama between the three carried over into the street, into the ladies' party bus and into the hotel they were all staying at.
Kyle was in hysterics, yelling at Lisa Vanderpump for not being appreciative of her friendship. Dorit was upset because she felt Kyle ruined her night. Vanderpump was upset at how the whole situation was handled. And Lisa Rinna was hilariously drunk the entire time. What a beautiful shitshow.
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on Bravo."