Amy Schumer Says Her Wedding Vows Blew

The 36-year-old comedian said on the Sirius XM show "You Up with Nikki Glaser" that she promised a lifetime of oral sex to her chef husband Chris Fischer during the exchanging of vows, all of which she described as "awful."

"In my vows I go, 'But I promise I'll keep going down on you, even though everyone tells me I won't," Schumer said. "And his were like, heckling me too. He was like, 'The other day I lost a tennis match and you called me a f-cking loser.' It was all like awful shit."

The oath of pleasure an impromptu one, as the "I Feel Pretty" star said she wrote her vows about 20 minutes before she shared them with her husband in front of her family and friends. Jokes aside, though, it was still an emotional moment.

"I was crying when I wrote them, but his blew me out of the water so hard," she said.

Two weeks after Schumer tied the knot in Malibu, the comedian said she is feeling "f-cking good."

"I'm a wife as hell, but it's like a novelty," she said. "Somebody went to sit next to [Chris] and he's like, 'My wife is sitting here,' and then I got back and he was excited to tell me that he said that. I just have been really overusing it to a degree that's insane. Like, when it's completely uncalled for."

One thing Schumer said she won't miss from the single life tied in perfectly to the radio show she was on.

"I've been thinking of certain things... This show is called 'You Up,' right? I don't think I'll ever get a text like that again," she said. "You know what I mean? And that made me really happy, but also really sad."