"You were f-cking around in the south of France, and he married your friend, honey," Dorinda fires at Sonja on Wednesday's explosive "RHONY."
Dorinda, Sonja Morgan and Ramona Singer went over to Luann de Lessep's house for brunch on Wednesday's episode. Dorinda was still upset at Sonja after she insinuated that Tinsley Mortimer was a "kept woman" on last week's episode, but she tried to go into the brunch with a positive attitude. That all went to hell when Sonja began talking about Ramona's relationship with "all these guys," saying she "loves them hard and leaves them easy."
"This is where you get yourself in trouble," Dorinda interrupted. "How would you like it if people made these sweeping statements about your life? You make these sweeping comments about [Ramona], about me, about Tins, about [Luann]. You come here trying to have a good attitude, and then you go on these monologues of insanity that aren't true."
Sonja went on to take another jab at Ramona, saying, "All the guys in my life are still in my life."
That's when Dorinda snapped.
"I'm gonna make statements, too!" she said as her eyes began to bulge. "All the guys in my life are still in my life. In fact, I just had dinner with Richard in Heaven last night! Richard was in Heaven, I went to Heaven and had dinner with him! 'Cause dinner in Heaven's really great. I f-cking love when I go to dinner in Heaven. Heaven's the most wonderful place to go to! I usually do San Tropez, but I've found that Heaven's a much better place to go. We don't really go to Purgatory because Purgatory's a little more difficult to get to on a Wednesday night, so I usually just go straight to Heaven."
It was like watching last season's "clip" moment all over again.
"If you don't want shit said to you, don't say shit," Dorinda added, asking Sonja to stop living in the past.
Ramona tried to make peace by asking the ladies to make a pact to be more sensitive to each other's feelings, which prompted Sonja to get defensive.
"Listen, you've been through a lot, my love," Luann said to Sonja.
(Cue Dorinda's second act.)
"Oh, stop with this bologna," Dorinda interrupted. "I buried a husband, OK?"
"Oh, we've heard that a thousand times, too!" Sonja yelled.
"And you got divorced how many years ago?! Almost two decades ago!" Dorinda fired back. "We talk about Mr. Morgan like he just was having tea at your house! Your husband left you, and my husband died! Don't you dare compare your f-cking marriage to me burying my husband, OK? Because you were f-cking around in the south of France, and he married your friend, honey. You ass!"
"The Real Housewives of New York" airs Wednesdays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.