Remembering William Goldman: All Our Favorite Moments From 'The Princess Bride'
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In honor of the great man and his "inconceivable" body of work we have compiled our favorite quotes from the most quotable movie in film history, "The Princess Bride."

Legendary screenwriter William Goldman has died. He was 87.

Goldman penned such memorable films as "All The President's Men", "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", "Marathon Man", "Misery", and of course our personal favorite "The Princess Bride." He won two Oscars in his storied career.

The screenwriter, who began as a novelist (some of his best films were based off his own books), passed away Thursday night in his Manhattan home.

In honor of the great man and his "inconceivable" body of work we have compiled our favorite quotes from the most quotable movie in film history, "The Princess Bride."

Hello, my name is

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!

The great Vizzini

Inconceivable!

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Miracle Max

Miracle Max: Hey! Hello in there. Hey! What's so important? What you got here that's worth living for?

Westley: Truuuuueee.... looooooovvveee.....

Inigo Montoya: True love! You heard him! You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.

Miracle Max: Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that. But that's not what he said! He distinctly said "to blave." And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff," huh? So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated—

Valerie: Liar! LIAR! LI-A-A-AR!

Miracle Max: Get back, witch!

Valerie: I'm not a witch, I'm your wife! But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore!

Miracle Max: You never had it so good.

Valerie: "True love!" He said, "true love," Max! My God—

Miracle Max: Don't say another word, Valerie.

Unbreakable Optimism

We'll never survive!

Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

As you wish

I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said "Farm Boy do this" you thought I was answering "As you wish" but that's only because you were hearing wrong. "I love you" was what it was, but you never heard.

Fezzik

No more rhymes now I mean it!

Anybody want a peanut?

AAHH!

All the feels

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

Wuv and Mawage

The Impressive Clergyman: Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva… So tweasure your wuv.

Prince Humperdinck: Skip to the end.

The Impressive Clergyman: Have you the wing?

Oh yeah and don't forget...

Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?

Rest in peace William Goldman. May you get everything as you wished it in life.

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