Turns out Dennis has numerous women's names and faces tattooed on his body -- and Porsha is now the latest.
Sunday's episode of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" was as juicy as they come -- and we have absolutely no complaints.
If you remember from last week, Kandi Burruss seemed to know Porsha Williams' boo, Dennis, but we weren't sure how. On Sunday night, we found out he was actually dating another woman (for "two-and-a-half, three years") when he got with Porsha -- at least that's what Kandi's friends, Carmon and Jami, told her.
Kandi was catching Carmon up on everything that went down in Miami when Dennis came up in conversation.
"She was talking to us about her new boyfriend, child," Kandi said to Carmon. "I mean, obviously, we know people that he kicked it with before. He went and bought her a little Rolex, girl!"
"Oh, he likes Rolexes, huh?" Carmon replied, referring to the watch Dennis supposedly bought another girl.
In walked Jami, who used to be friends with Porsha. Kandi brought her up to speed with what they had been discussing.
"Yeah, I know him," Jami said. The tone of her voice said it all. "My friend dated him. When we were in Africa, she found out 'cause her friend texted her and said that he's with Porsha now, and so it was a big situation. She was crying!"
A wide-eyed Kandi asked, "You mean, she didn't know he was dating somebody?"
Apparently, the girl did not. Jami said they dated for "two-and-a-half, three years," but Kandi wasn't convinced.
"That can't be right because I know a couple girls that he was dating during that time," she said.
"He falls pretty quickly -- and he tattoos people's names on him. I think he got her face and her name," Kandi added, referring to one of the other women she knew had been linked to Dennis.
Jami made a face before spilling even more tea about her friend. "She said that he had a tattoo of her name."
The three women laughed and screamed about what they would do if Dennis got Porsha's name and face tattooed on his body. Little did they know that while their conversation was going on, Porsha was gushing to her mom about Dennis, seemingly confirming everything the other women were saying.
"We're down in Miami, we have this beautiful dinner, he gives me my Rolex watch," Porsha told her mom. The two could barely keep it together. Then Porsha pulled out her phone and showed her mom a photo of Dennis' thigh, which bears a tattoo of her name.
"I didn't tell you the other part!" she continued. "He's gonna put my face on his back! This is for real, like, he ain't going nowhere."
"He said, 'You're the first person that has brought this type of happiness and joy in my life,'" Porsha gushed. "It's like a freaking dream! He said, 'If I can't make dinner, I order freshly prepared meals from a meal-prep company.'"
Back over in the other discussion, Jami had more to say. "He cooks for chicks, but his other girls will be the ones cooking for the other girls. [Porsha] just needs to check his receipts because he's sending somebody to the grocery store to go cook the food."
Carmon said Dennis' plan of "cook, tattoo, watch" seemed to be "working for him" -- as Porsha and her mom cried and hugged and agreed Dennis was her dream man.
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" airs Sundays at 8 p.m. on Bravo.
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