_1021_kim_insetKim Kardashian is famous for her figure … but she's also got some great, even profound one-liners!

Like when she said that wearing the wrong foundation color is like the worst thing on the planet!

We’ll give her the benefit of the doubt on her birthday … she probably just forgot about war, famine and pollution.

Nonetheless, on-screen or off, the reality-star is always entertaining!

So in celebration of her birthday, we’ve pulled Kim’s most ridiculous quotes. Enjoy!

Kim Kardashian's Silliest Quotes:

“I'm so mature now. I'm a grown-up version of myself.”

“Always thought my nose was a little big, but I guess people think that I had it done and I guess I should take it as a compliment. I am not against plastic surgery whatsoever.”

"I don't understand why everyone is always going on about my butt. I'm Armenian. It's normal."

"I don't like big balls on a dog."

"I'll have surgery at some point. I'll never do my butt -- I mean how would you sit down? But I'll do my boobs for sure. I think at some point after I have kids they'll need a lift and I'll get them done."

"I buy myself a gift every year, so this year I bought everything I wanted."

"You have a better looking vagina than I thought."

"Every girl who has dated a football player knows... they all have sex the same way."

"One thing that we pride ourselves on is [that] we're not spoiled brats."

"If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really don't care. At least I have a butt."

“You know when you just have that feeling that he’s the one? When we moved in I had the feeling he was not the one.” 

"Let's just say Mason is the best birth control ever! I'm definitely happy to wait a while."

“I am Armenian, so of course I am obsessed with laser hair removal!”

"I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color. It might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light."

"She [Britney Spears] said she loves me and she loves my butt and how she wants to be my lesbian lover. I mean, what do you say to that other than 'No thanks'? Actually, maybe I would do it for a million bucks."

"He [Barack Obama] just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto."

“I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he's rescued me.”

“If running a country was as easy as twittering I would absolutely love to run a country.”

"Someone saw me last night and my nose was so contoured. And they were like, 'You've had your nose done?' And I was like, 'No, wait until I wash my face.'"

“I can carry a tune, yeah. I have a cute little voice. “

“I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

"Laser hair removal should be a requirement."