Ellen DeGeneres is setting the record straight ... with humor!
In Wednesday's monologue on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," the talk show host addresses negative allegations from an article that was recently published by Christian Post.
The article, which was written by conservative pastor Larry Tomczak, states, "Ellen DeGeneres celebrates her lesbianism and 'marriage' in between appearances of guests like Taylor Swift to attract young girls."
Ellen doesn't hold back with her response to allegations that she's pushing her "gay agenda."
"My only agenda Larry, the only way I'm trying to influence people, is to be more kind and compassionate with one another," DeGeneres tells the audience. "That is the message I'm sending out. I don't have an agenda, I'm not here to brainwash anyone."
Grabbing a spinning vortex and holding it up to the camera, the comedienne adds, "Listen to the sound of my voice. Attention youth of the world: I want you to live your lives being exactly who you are. Be true to yourself—the most important thing is to be true to yourself. The second most important thing is that you wear Ellen underwear and only Ellen underwear."
The out-and-proud host smiles and instructs her viewers to "look into my vortex and dance with me."
That's one way to stop your haters -- check out the full speech in the clip above.
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