Kim Kardashian was a hot topic for the late night shows on Monday, after she was robbed at gunpoint inside her Parisian apartment earlier this week.
Jimmy Kimmel devoted the most amount of time to the terrifying ordeal on "Jimmy Kimmel Live," while Jimmy Fallon avoided the topic altogether. Conan O'Brien made one quick, but brutal, joke, while James Corden continued his crusade of defending the reality star against online haters.
"Kim Kardashian had a scary weekend," Kimmel explained before going into the details of the robbery. "The suspects are still at large. You have to wonder, how is this possible? Somehow these guys found the one moment this decade this woman wasn't surrounded by 40 people with cameras and they took advantage of it!"
He went on to deliver a stern message straight to the men who held up Kardashian, dropping some major France disses along the way.
"We will tolerate a lot of nonsense, but you do not mess with Kim Kardashian West. Whether you like it or not, she is one of us. And if we find out you harm even a single extension on her People's Choice Award-winning head, we will find you and we will make you so 'Les Miserables' you'll wish you'd never been born to a woman who doesn't shave her armpits," he warned.
"We will take you up and we will lock you in a room and force you to watch the parts of 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians' where Kim's mother eats a big salad and complains about the maid in front of the maid. We will knock those raspberry berets off your heads and those curly little mustaches off your snail-eating faces," he continued. "We want that jewelry back and the criminals who took it prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. And you'd better Gerard Depardieu it quick or we will have no choice but to send Khloe over there ... and when that happens, all you can do is pray!"
"You've been warned," he said in conclusion, before adding, "I believe right now, Ryan Lochte is on the set of 'Dancing with the Stars' praying that Kim made the whole thing up!"
Over at "Conan," the host was to the point.
"No one was hurt, but in a mansion in Paris, Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint," he told his audience. "Kim was bound and gagged ... then the robbers broke in. And with that, his career was over."
And on "The Late Late Show with James Corden," guest Jamie Lee Curtis gave the host major props for defending Kim on Twitter Sunday evening.
"We're all big fans of yours and may I tell you why? This very day, something very scary happened to a public person and you were the first person to stand up and tell the Twitter trolls that they should shut the f--k up and leave this poor woman alone and let her recover," Curtis told Corden. "You said it and I'm impressed by you, very impressed."
The "Scream Queens" star went on to call the ordeal, "Horrible," adding that her haters "need to have their devices put somewhere."
"Regardless whatever you think of someone, it's someone being held at gunpoint in a room, just don't say anything. Just don't do anything," Corden added.
Here's what he tweeted out the night of the incident:
People making jokes about @KimKardashian tonight would do well to remember that she's a mother,a daughter,a wife,a friend.Be nice or shut up