"Yesterday it was announced that Ivanka Trump will become a federal employee in the White House, serving as the President's 'eyes and ears,'" Colbert said. "No word yet on who will be operating his brain."
"Very happy," Colbert said. "'Bring Your Daughter to Govern Day.'"
Addressing Trump's scheduled meeting with China's President Xi Jinping, Meyers tore up the POTUS' practices when it came to being diplomatic.
"President Trump will meet with the President of China next week to discuss Trump's claims about China's unfair trade practices," Meyers said, "which means we're about two weeks away from from having to call these 'Freedom Cookies,'" he said, showing a photo of traditional fortune cookies on the screen.
"If that makes you nervous, wait till you hear him try to speak Chinese," Meyers joked.