'25 Melania Trump Things You Don't Know Feature' Gets the Bill Maher Treatment

The "Real Time" host has some suggestions for Melania Trump's US Weekly feature.

First Lady Melania Trump is on the cover of the latest issue of US Weekly, and comedian Bill Maher couldn't resist adding his suggestions for the magazine's popular '25 Things You Don't Know About Me' feature.

"It's practically a rite of passage," Maher said on Friday's episode of "Real Time," pointing out that he and his guest Tim Gunn each wrote a list for the magazine -- and proceeded to mock the President and his wife with made-up trivia.

"In Slovenia, I was a catalogue model, which is what you call a model you order out of a catalogue," he started off. He also claimed the First Lady has "no first language" and that Donald Trump reminds her of the Slovenian national dish, "a fat greasy sausage filled with cheese."

"My Secret Service code name is 'That Poor, Poor Woman,'" Maher continued, drawing big laughs from the audience.

Other highlights include "I hope I inspire little girls everywhere to marry for money" and "I wish I knew why I have a recurring dream I'm pinned beneath a giant orange sack of shit."

Maher concluded, "If I could tell my younger self just one thing it would be this: If you catch a leprechaun and he gives you a wish, be more specific."

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