Samantha Bee totally unloaded on Harvey Weinstein on Wednesday night with a scathing monologue about his "apology-like statement," as well as providing a "penis PSA" for all men considering sexually harassing their colleagues.
"In case you didn't realize, it has been a huge week for women," the "Full Frontal" host said at the top of the show. "Starting last week when America encountered this season's second giant vortex of destructive moisture named Harvey."
"When the scandal broke, Weinstein made an apology-like statement," she continued. "At least in Weinstein's letter he showed concern for the victims, specifically, himself."
Then, addressing Weinstein saying the culture of the '60s and '70s of which he grew up in led to his toxic behavior, Bee exclaimed, "Oh give me a break, white Cosby!"
"Don't blame the '60s and '70s for your shitty decision making," she said. "It's serial sexual harassment not a Monkee's tattoo!"
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"We women knew men were gross since our sixth grade gym teacher said 'good job' at the end of class and rubbed our shoulders that were somehow on the front of our bodies," she explained. "Sexual harassment is rampant in every profession imaginable."
She ended her monologue with this: "Listen up, creeps of Hollywood, we know who you are. Weinstein isn't the only cool Democrat lurking in film festival hotels waiting to play a jolly masturbation prank. Women talk to each other and we talk to journalists and we talk to lawyers. It's 2017, we don't have to put up with this shit. We are coming for you."
She then launched into a "Penis PSA" to all the men watching at home.
"I have some business advice," she said. "I found that it's quite easy not to masturbate in front of my employees, in fact its one of the easiest things I don't do."
"Next time you get the urge to masturbate, just ask yourself, am I in front of an employee or a colleague?" she continued.
"Men, I'm sorry to break this to you, but your dick is ugly. No on wants to see your dick in any context," she said. "Even the straightest, horniest woman who loves you the most is hoping you can get it inside her without looking at it."
"You dick is objectively the worst thing about you," Bee said. "Make a good business point and keep your business in your pants."