The Kardashians are one of America's most famous and wealthiest families, but even they have problems.
Of course, 99 percent of the population can't really relate to the vast majority of obstacles they've seen the famous family face since "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" began captivating viewers 10 years ago on Oct. 14, 2007.
Kardashian problems are often so trivial, they're beyond first-world problems.
From Kim crying over a lost $75,000 earring to her almost crying during a fish pedicure -- here are 10 Kardashian problems we're confident only about 1 percent of Americans can relate to.
While on a family vacation in Bora Bora -- back when Kim was with ex-husband Kris Humphries -- the 6'9 NBA star picked up teeny tiny 5'2 Kim off the boardwalk of their gorgeous villa and launched her into the ocean. It was all fun and games until she realized one of her $75,000 diamond earrings was missing. Here's how everyone reacted...
Kim (hysterical): "My earring's gone! F-ck! Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry. My diamond earring. Seriously. It's not funny. That's $75,000."
Kris Humphries (jumps into the water): "We'll find it, baby."
Kris Jenner: "Insurance is gonna take care of it. That's why we have insurance, honey."
Kourtney (straight faced): "Kim, there are people that're dying."
At one point, Kris was convinced she had a lunatic stalker named Todd Kraines who would call her incessantly claiming to be a long, lost family friend by the same name. Scott would call pretending to be Todd Kraines, and Kris would get hysterically annoyed, telling the family she had a serious stalker on her hands. Kim, Kourtney, Khloe and Rob were all in on it. It went on for years.
"Some creep keeps calling me going, 'Hi, this is Todd Kraines,'" Kris would say. "It's not funny when someone's sending you flowers!"
3. When Khloe's DUI Became Kim's Photo Op
Khloe got arrested for DUI back in 2007. She broke her parole by not completing her roadside clean-up duties and failed to complete her alcohol education classes, so Kris, Kim, Kendall and Kylie took Khloe back to the courthouse. On the way there, Kim took advantage of the car's perfect lighting and took photos of herself she later published in her selfie book.
"Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail," Kris said.
While in the Dominican Republic for another family vacation, Kris had an allergic reaction to what she thought was something she ate. Her top lip continued to swell as she struggled to explain to local nurses what she thought caused the reaction. She also broke her toe. Again, the family was in hysterics and jokingly accused Kris of getting wonky lip injections.
"I got a broken toe. My lip looks like a Who from Whoville, Bruce won't talk to me, and I'm disappointing in this trip, so I'm gonna stay in my room and I'm gonna get a massage," she said.
Despite Kris' comparison, we seriously doubt even residents of Whoville can relate to this Kardashian problem.
Kourntey met up with Khloe for lunch following a dentist procedure that required anesthesia. The anesthesia hadn't worn off by the time they got to the restaurant, and the two could not get two words out without cracking up.
"I literally don't know what to do," Kourtney barely made out while Khloe fought back tears and recorded her sister on Snapchat.
6. Kim's Quickie Divorce
Before she was Mrs. Kanye West, Kim was married to Kris Humphries -- for 72 whole days. The wedding cost $10 million.
The cake alone was $20,000, which is $15,000 shy of the national average cost of weddings in America.
Note to lovers: Make sure you're actually in love before paying for the big day you both vow to stay together until death.
Since Scott had nothing better to do with his time -- and his massive bank account wasn't enough to make him feel better than the rest of us -- he decided to be knighted as a lord.
"Becoming royal is really gonna get the respect that I deserve," he said. "Like, I don't need to be walking around like I'm some peasant. I need to be walking around like royalty."
9. When Rob Accidentally Took Bruce's Viagra
Kris slipped a Viagra pill into Bruce's coffee, which Rob drank by mistake.
"I think that he might've accidentally drank some coffee that I had intended for you to drink that had a little male enhancement kind of a drug thing," Kris had to tell Bruce after Rob "suffered" a "painful" erection for hours. Poor baby.
10. That Time Kim Got a Fish Pedicure
While on yet another family vacation -- this time in Greece -- Kim and Kourtney decided to get fish pedicures while Khloe recorded it.
Kourtney: (straight faced): "That is so crazy."
Kim: "Oh, my God, I don't like it! I hate it! I hate it! Oh, my God! I'm gonna cry!"