The comedian is hosting "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" from New York this week and was met almost immediately with some bizarre local news: a baby bull escaped from "the only slaughter in Brooklyn that hasn't been converted into an art gallery slash event space yet" on Tuesday afternoon. The bull ended up on a soccer field, "which any parent will tell you is the worst place in the world to be."
"But the good news is the bull won't wind up under a slice of Parmesan," Kimmel joked. "[The city has] a policy where if an animal has escaped a slaughterhouse, it gets to go free. Isn't that great? The bull is being sent to a rehabilitation facility for misbehaving cows -- that's the good news. The bad news is that's also where they sent Harvey Weinstein."