"It's extremely cold outside, but it hasn't seemed to stop the spirit of giving," the Chicago native said.
After pointing out the below-freezing temperatures of the various surrounding cities -- most averaging 19 degrees Fahrenheit -- Chance put on a green coat, which thanks to green-screen technology, made for a mighty fine "invisibility cloak."
"If I have to check out books at the Hogwarts library, I could do that," he said over the laughter of the local reporters.
"Today, it'll be mostly cloudy," he continued. "A high of 34, west winds, 10 to 15 miles per hour. Also tonight, light snow, low 23. Every snowflake is different. They actually have, like, different DNA like people. Each one is individual."
After nailing the report, the usual weatherman congratulated Chance. "That was pretty impressive. It's easier than it looks."
"It wasn't hard at all," Chance responded. "I'm actually looking for a job."