According to Dr. Ronny Jackson, the 45th POTUS is 6'3" and weighed in at 239 lbs -- which Jimmy Kimmel seemed to think was fake news. Dr. Jackson added that he believes the president is mentally fit, but could stand to lose 10-15 pounds.
"All clinical data indicates that the president is very healthy and he will remain so for the duration of this presidency," the doc said.
The ABC star opened his show with a few inquiries about the president's physical exam.
"The doctor said the examination went exceptionally well, which means he was able to get him to stop eating fried chicken long enough to take his blood pressure," Kimmel said. "Dr. Ronnie Jackson is the White House doctor. He says he has no concerns about the president's cognitive ability -- which that makes one of us -- and despite the fact that he is borderline obese, Trump is in excellent health. How could he be in excellent health when he sneezes and gravy comes out? Look at him."
The ABC late-night host then began to question the legitimacy of the president's results since the doctor is reporting he is 6'3" when his New York drivers license reads 6'2".
"I guess he's getting taller as he ages," Kimmel said. "It's very common."
Noah began his Comedy Central show by listing the health concerns that Dr. Jackson checked the president for.
"No heart problems, no dementia, no dentures? But did you test for racism?" Noah said.
The comedian hoped the results are incorrect because if not, that would mean Trump is acting crazy on purpose.
"So it turns out, according to the official White House doctor, Trump is completely sane, which makes me more worried because that means he's doing all of the shit on purpose," he said. "You 'covfefe' in your normal mind? Because to us, the non-experts, the only thing that looks healthy about Donald Trump is that he's shaped like a food pyramid, right? To say that his health is excellent, it's like medicine is gaslighting us now. I mean, how is this even possible?"