When the comedian asked "Melania" (Laura Benanti) about Daniels -- who's currently suing POTUS for failure to sign a non-disclosure agreement that allegedly covered up their affair -- she replied, "Stephen, I told you before, I don't care about this woman, Slimey Manholes. My Donald is as loyal as the Golden Retriever he buys his hair from."
Colbert then asked if there was any truth to the "rumors" she was not currently living in the White House.
"Nonsense," she scoffed. "Of course I am -- if you can call this living -- ay!"
The funniest moment in the sketch came when Colbert brought up immigration, which prompted Melania to immediately offer to turn herself in for deportation.
"Ooo! Where? Where?! Oh, you've got me," she said while offering her hands to be cuffed, only to be disappointed when Colbert clarified immigration agents weren't actually there.
Watch the video above to watch the "Late Show" Melania try to explain why she qualified for the "Einstein Visa," which is usually reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their professional field.