"Yesterday saw a royal wedding, as you probably knew if you were anywhere within earshot of CBS' Gayle King," Oliver said before playing a montage of the "CBS This Morning" co-host losing her mind during the network's royal wedding coverage.
"You know what? That's fair, Gayle. That is actually fair," Oliver said. "We British people are not exactly known for our taste in butts. The actual Sir Mix-a-Lot was a 16th-century nobleman that was so inbred, that when a girl walked in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in his face, he just sneezed out of his elbow and died."
"Now, perhaps the most notable part of the service was Bishop Michael Curry, who delivered an impassioned ode to love, which led to some pretty awkward reaction shots," Oliver added.
"Oh, that is the wrong room there, buddy! Believe me, those are some of the most repressed people on Earth!" Oliver said. "Talking to the queen about love is like talking to her about the transformative power of the Taco Bell $5 Chalupa Cravings Box."
Oliver then imitated the queen while imagining her reaction to downing some TB: "'Don't tell me about this. I'm not interested. It sounds disgusting, and if I ever experienced it, I'd break out in hives. Good day to you, sir. I said good day to you now!'"
Back in November, Oliver told Seth Meyers, "I don't care. Americans love the idea of watching British people do something objectively silly, and celebrating a royal wedding is silly, because the royal family is, at its very essence, a very silly thing."
He also told Stephen Colbert that the royal family is "an emotionally stunted group of fundamentally flawed people doing a very silly pseudo-job. That's what [Meghan Markle's] marrying into. So I hope she likes it. It's going to be weird for her."