If there really is a second Civil War unfolding today, so far it's only being fought on Twitter.
The social media platform lit up with mockery over InfoWars founder Alex Jones' "report" that Democrats would spark another Civil War on the Fourth of July.
"BREAKING: Democrats Plan To Launch Civil War On July 4th," the proud conspiracy theorist tweeted on July 1. In a video accompanying the claim, Jones said he saw "internal emails" between Democrats, their fundraisers and donors "saying, 'Don't worry, we're going to launch a civil war.'"
"It's not that I'm that smart, but I'm paying attention," Jones added in one of his wildest broadcasts yet, in which he blamed "elite publications" for stoking coordinated civil unrest.
So far, we haven't heard of any shots being fired, with the exception of some pretty funny tweets under the top-trending hashtag "#SecondCivilWar" and even "#SecondCivilWarLetters."
"Ellen" producer Andy Lassner and "Modern Family" producer Danny Zuker were among those chiming in from the Hollywood front while Twitter had a field day making fun of the ridiculous conspiracy theory. Enjoy some of the funniest responses as Americans humorously brace for another war on our soil.
I fear if we don't win this, the future of the word “you're” is at stake. #SecondCivilWar
Dear Ma, Donald Trump said the Dems started the war Kirstjen Nielsen said there isn't a war Sarah Sanders referred the war to outside counsel, but she spelled it right Rudy Giuliani is missing in action & feared lost Stephen Miller is jacking off to the war#secondcivilwarletters
Hey, so if you're participating in the #SecondCivilWar we'll be gathering at the soccer field next to the Beach Cities Toyota and if everyone could bring some healthy snacks that would be super. And nothing with peanuts this time, Denise!
Happy 4th of July, everybody. Be safe and use the buddy system in case a skirmish breaks out. If you catch a whiff of citronella, that means the tiki torch trolls are coming. Put down your craft beer, kombucha or rosé and brace yourself for the #SecondCivilWar.
Dear Sister, Today we easily defeated a regiment of Redhats. We learned their commander, Colonel Dana Loesch ordered her troops to engage in hand to hand combat telling them "guns don't kill people, people kill people." She was wrong. #secondcivilwarletters
Dearest, Close call. I was on the porch drinking from my Starbucks holiday cup when a mob of red caps came out of nowhere grunting "IT'S MERRY CHRISTMAS!" I responded with "Murica!" and they moved on, apparently satisfied at their expert trolling. #secondcivilwarletters
I regretfully report that I will not be able to make it to the battlefield for the #SecondCivilWar. I was drafting battle plans in a Starbucks when I was arrested for not buying anything. You must stay strong in my absence. #secondcivilwarletters