Thursday's "Jersey Shore: Family Vacation" picked up where last week's left off -- with Jen Harley shoving Ronnie Ortiz-Magro inside the group's Planet Hollywood hotel room. She spit in his face, called him a "piece of f--king shit loser motherf--ker" numerous times and stormed out. She then threw Ron's phone across the hotel hallway before leaving in tears.
Last we heard, cops were called to "investigate a call for domestic disturbance." It's unclear who called them, and unfortunately for us, MTV was not permitted to film the investigation. All we know is what Ronnie told his roommates.
"After you guys left yesterday, Jen came by and came into the suite, spit in my face and put her hands on me," he told Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and Jenni "JWoww" Farley. "Cops came here and said, 'Listen, that's domestic violence.' I go, 'I don't wanna press charges.' They go, 'It doesn't matter. In the state of Nevada, the laws have changed.' If they get a call about domestic violence, the state takes over. That was last night at 10:30, 12 o'clock while you guys were out. She f--king disappears, and now Jen is gonna have a warrant out for her arrest."
Ron said he believed Jen was drunk at the time of her outburst and was worried she'd try take their baby daughter to Oklahoma, so he called the police and requested they do a wellness check on her. They did, and later informed him that the warrant for her arrest had been dropped. Ronnie was unable to reach Jen directly for the remainder of the episode.
"Me and Jen have no control over our relationship," he said in a confessional. "Me and her are gonna fight forever. We'll probably fight until we're f--king 65 years old. It's tit for tat. At the end of the day, no one ever wins. That toxicity cannot affect the child, so I have to do something about this. Everything that's going on with Jen is driving me crazy. Each of us bring each other to that point of like, what the f--k? I definitely think this is the last straw for me and Jen. This relationship has to be done."
Fast-forward to Nicole informing the group she had invited Angelina Pivarnick (aka the Staten Island dump, aka the dirty little hamster, aka JWoww's arch-nemesis) to join them on vacation. Jenni was livid, especially because after Angelina crashed Season 1 in Miami, she went on to call Jenni a "Jersey Whore" on social media.
Angelina landed in Las Vegas and showed up at Planet Hollywood while the group (minus Ronnie, who was meeting with a lawyer, and Pauly D, who had a show) was out to brunch. She was not happy. Nicole claimed Angelina never told her what time her plane was going to land and was taken aback when Angelina started chewing her out via text.
"She sounds psycho!" Nicole said, taking a sip from her mimosa. "She's coming in hot."
When the group finally got back to the hotel, they found Angelina waiting for them in their hallway. She hugged them all hello but skipped over Jenni.
"Are you gonna be nice to my friend?" Nicole asked Angelina.
"We have things that we have to sort out," Angelina replied.
"We're actually dealing with family shit," Jenni said. When Angelina asked, "Like what?" Jenni fired back, "You wouldn't know 'cause you're not part of the family. Round 1!"
Vinny Guadagnino then escorted Angelina to her "room" -- the shower in the middle of their hotel room. He insisted it looked like a hamster cage, and was therefore a good fit for a dirty little hamster. Angelina wasn't having it and ended up slapping Vinny across the face.
Once she settled down, she took a seat on the couch across from Jenni and asked her if she'd like to make her a drink.
"No, I do not wanna make you a drink," Jenni replied, her sunglasses still on.
"Why?" Angelina asked.
"Make it your damn f--king self," Jenni shot back. "It's right over there."