The "Night School" star and Jay Hernandez have no time for James Corden on "The Late Late Show" Monday night; they only have eyes for each other.
Tiffany Haddish continued her whirlwind promotional tour for "Night School," but she was more than willing to slow down for the new "Magnum P.I.," Jay Hernandez, on "The Late Late Show," and even teach him the secret ingredient to a good sex life.
The comedian certainly seemed to love that James Corden likes to bring his guests out together so they can all enjoy a conversation. But she practically ignored the host, turning her body and focusing all of her attention on Hernandez, who seemed to totally be there for it.
Haddish managed to slide into the conversastion after Hernandez talked about the moment he told his parents he was going to step into the role made famous by Tom Selleck. Apparently, his mother was more concerned about whether or not Selleck might make an appearance on the show than the fact her son was taking over the role.
"I thought that Tom Selleck was gonna be my first baby daddy for a little bit," she said seriously. Then with a very, very meaningful look, she turned to Hernandez. "Do you have any baby mamas?"
"I could," he joked, but Haddish wasn't done with him. A few times he thought this bit had run its course, but Haddish was locked in. Finally, he whispered in her ear and she was satisfied ... for a bit.
Later, Hernandez talked about filming in Hawaii and how sparsely he lived when he first moved there. "The first thing I got was a mattress. The second thing I got was a cabinet full of liquor."
"Okay, sounds like you need me to visit," Haddish chimed in quickly. "I've dated men that only had a mattress and liquor before."
The third thing the CBS star bought was a surfboard, though he admitted he didn't know how to surf. Once again, Haddish to the rescue as she said she could totally teach him. "Your surfing might be a little different but I'm down to learn," Hernandez laughed.
It was all for laughs, or at least we think it was, but James Corden was definitely feeling some real chemistry between the two of them. Let's just say if they legitimately wind up dating, we can all say we were there when it all began.
If they do come together, at least Hernandez now knows that Haddish knows the secret ingredient to a good sex life. And it is literally an ingredient.
This topic came up when Corden asked her what subject she would teach, and without hesitation she said Sex Ed. And for her, it's all about hygiene.
"I would tell women, the young ladies in my class, like, look, you gonna have to take a bath at least once a week," Haddish said. "You gotta drown it. You gots to drown it! And put like a half a box of baking soda in there. Get the Ph balance right."
But it wasn't just feminie hygiend Haddish was worried about. "Fellas, you need to go ahead and put that hot dog in some hot water," she said earnestly, as both Hernandez and Corden lost it. "Soak that thing in some baking soda as well. You scratching, that's yeast. That is not just jock itch, you yeasty, sir. Soak that dog!"
Tiffany Haddish stars in "Night School," in theaters Friday. And Jay Hernandez is the new "Magnum P.I.," which airs Mondays at 9 p.m. ET on CBS.