Last week, the boys sent the girls off to the airport under the assumption they were right behind them. They lied. They stayed behind to fit in one more "guys night" -- and did they ever.
Mike and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro attended Pauly and Vin's "bromitment." Mike's job was to hold the cake, which was a terrible idea. Big Daddy Sitch ended up eating most of it during the ceremony. (Relatable.)
Pauly and Vinny exchanged beautiful vows before Pauly put a gold band on Vinny's finger. Vin wasn't too happy, though. "The guy is covered in diamonds," he told the camera. "Like, you could've given me a little bit of ice. C'mon!"
"They say it's the thought that counts, but right now, I'm counting thots," Vinny said as he made his way into the shower to join his hubby and three of the four girls they brought back with them.
Girl No. 4 went to the Mike school of foods before dudes, so instead of taking her clothes off and twerking on guidos, she sat on the couch and waited for room service. Naturally, Mike took a liking to her, and the two munched on burgers, fries and nuggets together as the others made their way into Pauly and Vinny's room.
It's unclear exactly what went down behind closed doors, but it looks like the boys had one helluva time.
Part 2 of the "Family Vacation" will take place at the gang's original Shore House in Seaside Heights. (Yay!) A pregnant Deena Cortese will meet back up with the cast, and we'll get to see whether Jenni accepts Angelina's olive branch -- or sticks around to beat her ass.
"Jersey Shore: Family Vacation" airs Thursdays at 8 p.m. on MTV.