Liberal comedian Sarah Silverman tells Ellen DeGeneres all about her recent date with a conservative Republican.
On a recent episode of Sarah Silverman's Hulu show, "I Love You, America," the liberal comedian went on a date with a conservative Republican -- and to her pleasant surprise, it was a pleasant experience.
"I liked him a lot, actually," Sarah spilled to Ellen DeGeneres on the latter's show on Monday. "He's a politico, he's a correspondent, he knows all sorts of people. He was interesting. I liked him."
Sarah added, "Some things that didn't make the cut -- 'cause we shoot and shoot and shoot -- he said, 'Republicans -- they voice how they feel about this administration, how they feel about what's going on, but they don't say it out loud. But behind closed doors, they do.' In some ways, that was solace. And in some ways, it was like, 'Well, that's not brave.'"
Ellen asked Sarah if she'd be seeing her conservative Republican friend again. Sarah said she wouldn't, which was music to Ellen's ears.
"What qualities are you looking for in a man?" Ellen then asked. "Seriously."
"I've really thought about this," Sarah replied. "First of all, I like a masculine man, but he has to be a feminist. That contrast is very hot to me. I want someone age appropriate. People keep trying to fix me up with men much younger than me, and I know it's flattering, but I don't want that. I think that's lovely for other people, but I don't want that. I want someone that can commiserate with the aches and pains of our age. I really do."
Ellen then told Sarah she'd help "narrow down" her options with a game of "Tinder Live." She then pulled up a series of photos of possible suitors: If Sarah liked what she saw, she'd swipe right; if she didn't, she's swipe left.
"Let me just say one last thing!" Sarah blurted out. "Oral hygiene. Oh, and kind."
Ellen then proceeded to show Sarah and the audience photos of the following Hollywood heartthrobs: Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael B. Jordan, Colin Farrell, Alexander Skarsgård, Tom Hiddleston, Drake, Chris Evans, Jon Hamm, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jeremy Renner, Keanu Reeves, John Cena, Jared Leto, Taye Diggs, David Spade, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Milo Ventimiglia, Michael Che and Common.
With Ellen's help, Sarah was able to narrow down the list to Colin Farrell, Alexander Skarsgård, John Cena, Drake, Keanu Reeves and Michael Che. From there, she wound up down to John Cena and Drake.
"Drake has often showed me love, and one time he hugged me, and it felt like home," Sarah explained. "But that love ad John Cena does about 'love is love' made me feel my body. I felt a mind-body connection. Either one!"
"Alright, well the next time you're here, we'll have both and you can decide when they're here," Ellen said.
To the dismay of the audience, Sarah called Ellen's bluff. Watch the video above to see how Sarah narrows down her long list of gorgeous men.
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