"I did hear a little bit about it today in the morning," one person said about the news. "I didn't go too much into detail, but I did see it on my phone."
People on the street were then asked about the "All Summer Long" singer's completely fabricated policies, including legalizing crystal meth for medicinal purposes and lowering the age to buy scratch-off lottery tickets to age 10. They even used footage from a Kid Rock concert and told people it was his victory speech.
"Senator Buddy Humpson, I'm disgusted and appalled that you won," a person said after being told that was Rock's birth name (it's Robert James Ritchie).