"She should be too busy selling penises and butt plugs to be worried about what Dennis is doing," Porsha says on Sunday's "Real Housewives of Atlanta."
On Sunday's "Real Housewives of Atlanta," Kandi opened up to NeNe Leakes, Cynthia Bailey and Marlo Hampton about all the dirt she had on Dennis. Kandi knows some people who knows some people, and they informed her that Dennis is notorious for buying women Rolex watches and getting their names and faces tattooed on him. (He bought Porsha a watch and tattooed her name to his thigh.) Kandi was also told Dennis was dating someone when he and Porsha got together.
NeNe, Cynthia and Marlo all urged Kandi not to say anything to Porsha. Kandi agreed, feeling like she wasn't the right person to deliver that kind of news. After all, the two were just starting to get back on track after the whole Phaedra fiasco.
But NeNe was particularly adamant about Kandi keeping her mouth shut. She's also the closest to Porsha out of everyone in the group. As it turns out, NeNe ran to Porsha immediately after her lunch with Kandi and told her everything. Then Porsha told Dennis, who was pissed at Kandi, and ended up calling all those "other women" he was supposedly seeing to set the record straight. Those women then called Kandi to bitch about the ordeal.
Are you still with us? Because the drama's just getting started.
Fast-forward to Cynthia's wine-tasting (she wants to sell wine now apparently), where Porsha brought up Dennis every chance she got. She knew she was baiting Kandi, and Kandi fell for it.
"Okay, lemme just say this, child," Kandi said before explaining to Porsha what she had heard about Dennis. Kandi then looked directly (and disapprovingly) at NeNe, who played dumb.
"I wanna know how I'm involved," she said innocently. "Hello, Kandi. Hello. Hello. Heller. Hellerrr. See, I don't get involved in people's relationships."
(Cue Porsha telling Bravo cams, "NeNe came to me, and NeNe was like, 'Well, I think she didn't tell you because she was worried about how you'd react.'")
"I didn't even think it was conversation worthy, really," Porsha fired at Kandi. "I'm happy about him, and I was excited he got the tattoo."
NeNe, Cynthia and Kandi just about fell out of their chairs. They knew about the other women's names because Kandi told them at lunch, but they had no idea about Porsha's. Marlo even said at the time that if Dennis were to get a tattoo of Porsha's name, she'd faint. Guess it's a good thing she wasn't at the wine-tasting!
"If there's anything about him [that happened] before I met him, you know, I could care less," Porsha insisted.
"Well, that's not the way it came off when he was calling people this morning," Kandi replied. "He made it sound like he was highly upset."
Porsha was not listening, insisting Dennis "has been single for all this time." Kandi tried to tell her otherwise, but Porsha fired back, "People have sex with multiple people, and they care about them less!" She also accused Kandi of being "messy" for not coming to her directly.
"She should be too busy selling penises and butt plugs to be worried about what Dennis is doing," Porsha later vented during her confessional.
"The Real Housewives of Atlanta" airs Sundays at 8 p.m. on Bravo.
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