15 Most Brutal Kardashian Burns of 2018, According to 'Nori's Black Book'

The woman behind Nori's Black Book -- a viral parody Instagram account written entirely in the voice of Kim Kardashian's sassy 5-year-old daughter -- brought her talents to TooFab this year.

Each week, "Nori" recapped new episodes of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and gave us HER take on all the family drama.

It's been quite the year for the Kar-Jenners, and "Nori" has taken time out of her busy holiday schedule to gather up the 15 most brutal burns her family endured in 2018.

(NOTE: The below was not actually written by North West. Additionally, while the views and opinions expressed below are meant in jest, they do not reflect those of TooFab or its editors.)

After years of throwing money at this failing business, I finally made my family close DASH. This left Auntie Kourt and the Malikas out of a job. On the bright side, no one was shopping at DASH, so no one noticed it closed.

Cheating on a Kardashian means you've made it. By this definition, Scott has (allegedly) "made it" a couple times.

Earlier this year, DadYe went to TMZ and proclaimed that slavery was a choice. This ranks as the second worst day of my life. The first is the day Saint was born.

Ugh, this was hard to watch. Mommy wore braids on multiple occasions, and people were outraged because they felt she was "culturally appropriating." But don't blame her, blame DadYe for telling her to do it.

Auntie Kylie being called a "self-made" billionaire is like her lips: technically, they're real, but she did have some help. Technically, Auntie Kylie is "self-made," it just helps that she was rich in the first place.

I thought "least interesting to look at" was a little harsh. Least reliable, yes. Least likely to get married, of course. Least interested in working, absolutely!

Believe it or not, this wasn't the most unloyal thing Kris did this year. I could have sworn DadYe said something about her sexting with the enemy, Drake. She's a monster.

Surprise...I'm human! I had an emotional meltdown while attempting to do Mommy's makeup, and Mommy made sure the whole world knew about it. It really be your own people.

A lot off Mommy's looks in 2018 involved biker shorts. Auntie Kourt's comment was not only shade toward Mommy, it was shade toward the Yeezy brand and the business as a whole. Maybe if Auntie Kourt had a business that she was passionate about then she would know that it requires being innovative.

If people think Auntie Kendall's comments were offensive, they should see her walk a runway. It's downright disrespectful. Let's all be thankful she's selective with modeling jobs.

Not that I disagreed with Mommy, but for a woman who can't even so much as pick out a pair of socks to wear without the guidance of DadYe, she sure is judgmental about what other people are wearing.

Despite the age difference, I really thought Younes and Auntie Kourt were going to go the distance. Unfortunately, he was spotted in Mexico allegedly cheating on Auntie Kourt with girls his own age -- the kind of girls that would call Auntie Kourtney "ma'am."

First rule of PR is don't lie. The second rule of PR is don't lie about things DadYe said on live television at TMZ. I've clearly wasted thousands of dollars on media training for this family.

Since no one is interested in listening to her promote contour palettes, Mommy has to constantly bad-mouth me on "Ellen" to stay relevant. Hopefully in 2019, she gets some self-esteem and finds something better to talk about.

Poor decisions that offend people, but make it fashion.

Hopefully, 2019 will be a better year for this family. If they weren't related to me, I would have fired them all the day Saint was born.

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