"Avengers" fans began circulating memes in support of their theory that Ant-Man will defeat Thanos through rectal expansion.
Fans of the Marvel Cinematic Universe have been going crazy for months now trying to figure out how the surviving Avengers are going to beat Thanos in "Avengers: Endgame," and their most ridiculous theory just got the big man's attention himself, Josh Brolin.
The actor took to Instagram Thursday night with a fantastic response to the online theory -- that's spawned way too many disgusting memes -- that Ant-Man is going to take care of old Thanos in the most suppository manner you can imagine.
Why did people come up with the idea of a superhero shrinking down and attacking a supervillain through the rear entrance. Because this is the internet? What part of this is really surprising.
"The tension around what 'Endgame' is going to bring. I can feel it, as you can see. Can you?" Brolin captioned the video of him grunting and groaning. A quick pan out shows him sitting on a toilet. But the hashtags make it all clear.
"#thanosmarketingpush #flushanantman #50percenthernia"
He even tagged Marvel Studios in the post in hopes they, too, would share his number two best joke yet, as well as Gold's Gym. So far, neither company has taken him up on his offer.
While it's pretty unlikely that this will be the final solution, it's Marvel Studios' own fault that htis theory is gaining any traction at all, as it was the splicing of their trailer that put people's sick minds into ... well, his hindquarters.
All will be revealed when "Avengers: Engame" finally hits theaters and answers all of your burning questions on April 26. But until then, let the theorizing continue:
Is this scene real? Does Ant-Man Really jump up the rectal cavity of Thanos in #AvengersEndgame ?! Is this how they #AvengeTheFallen?— Leroy Patterson (@HumanTackboard) March 28, 2019
Can you confirm this @ManaByte or @DanielRPK ?! pic.twitter.com/ewCmAyxuJv
Dumb meme about the whole ant-man killing Thanos thing. Here you go. pic.twitter.com/plhqDjrapW— Jack #SobbleSquad (@ThatDubynDude) March 22, 2019
literally almost every mcu fan: haha what if Nick Fury's eye was scratched out by the cat— Jennifer (@sapphic_tracer) March 25, 2019
Captain Marvel: Nick Fury's eye was scratched out by the cat
literally almost every mcu fan: haha what if ant-man went into thanos's ass then grew to defeat him
Live-look at Thanos preparing himself against Ant-Man in Endgame pic.twitter.com/SCmA1m0Skg— Bryan (@slickBDubs) March 19, 2019
Thanos ass: *exist— El demonio de la fundición está sobrevalorado (@Tobiasdanielag5) March 27, 2019
Thanos:— gröøvy (@groovysalami) March 26, 2019
🔮👁🔮👁🔮 who gon check
🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮 me boo?
🐜 swiggity swooty I’m comin
for that booty
I'm getting really sick of this whole "Ant-Man defeats Thanos by crawling up his butt and expanding" nonsense.— Larry Matovina (@larrymatovina) March 28, 2019
Please. Ant-Man is a man of true sophistication. He's going up Thanny's urethra.
Avengers: Endgame is confirmed to be 3 hours and 2 minutes, which is 182 minutes, meaning blink-182 survived the snap and, with their juvenile humor, convince Ant-Man to shrink, crawl up Thanos' ass, and grow big again, thereby saving the universe.— ModOkCos@Chillin (@ModeratelyOkCos) March 27, 2019
Ant-Man In Thanos’ booty pic.twitter.com/i1Qr7nTV4c— Teanna Trump Stan Account (@IClethen) March 28, 2019
Ant-Man is the lamest character in the MCU, but I will put him at the #1 spot if he ends up in Thanos' ass in Endgame— Elvis The Alien (@ElvisTheAlienTV) March 25, 2019
ant-man going up thanos’ ass to grow inside him pic.twitter.com/l0FD8VDjT0— tina (@tesseractina) March 24, 2019
captain america:— Adam Moussa (@adamjmoussa) March 27, 2019
ant-man to Thanos' prostate in Endgame: pic.twitter.com/uhxo5vrVSd
Found some leaked footage of Ant-Man vs. Thanos at the conclusion of Endgame pic.twitter.com/JynLuxRW83— kenjac (@KenJac) March 20, 2019
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