'Vanderpump Rules' Recap: Stassi's Boyfriend Beau Cries as He Reveals He Feels 'Battered'
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Ariana also talks to Lala about her recent outbursts, while Jax and the Toms still think it's funny to fart on each other.

We didn't think we could love Stassi Schroeder's boyfriend, Beau Clark, any more than we already did, but then we saw Monday's episode of "Vanderpump Rules."

The gang's Mexican vacation is just getting underway, and Stassi's been -- errr -- less fun than she used to be. After all the girls drunkenly decided to go skinny dipping at an ungodly hour of the night, she decided she wasn't down. Beau tried to hype her up and remind her they were on vacation, but she simply wan't in the mood. He finally convinced her, saying he was eager to hang with the guys, and she reluctantly went.

The next morning, Stassi hit Beau with the usual, "Are you mad at me?" Beau lovingly said he simply gets "frustrated" when Stassi drinks and acts like "a drunken brat."

Later on, when everyone was out clubbing and having a good time, Beau encouraged Stassi to join her friends up on the stage, but she snapped at him and blamed him for putting her in a bad mood. He apologized and helped her brush off the moodiness so that she wouldn't ruin the rest of her night. (Angel!)

Once everyone got back to the hotel, the partying continued, but not for Stassi and Beau. He climbed into bed while she went to the bathroom to take off her makeup. "Why are you being so moody?" she snapped when he couldn't hear what she was saying. "Everything about your energy right now is not okay."

Venting to the camera, Stassi said, "I know Beau. I know that he would rather be out drinking with the guys, but no. He's here in bed, but he doesn't want to be! Like he's my freaking prisoner. I want him to want to be my prisoner."

"I can't. I can't. I can't," Beau said as he sat up in bed with tears in his eyes. "You can't just talk to me this way! You want me to be with you, you want me to put my heart out with your friends and your job and all this stuff, and I did it. Shit! It drives me crazy. I feel battered."

"You have this thought that all I wanna do is go out and not be with you," he continued. "It's like this abandoned child thing. When have I abandoned you?"

Stassi fired back, "It's 3 a.m. in the morning, you want to go up to the f--king room, and I don't want to be with somebody that at 3 in the morning wants to f--king go still party. I don't want to have to be that woman who's wanting to go home to her dogs or her babies and feeling like I'm making you do things that you don't wanna do."

"I'm not gonna go to sleep alone. I'm not. I don't want to. I don't want to," she added.

Beau, still crying, told Stassi he knows "with all [his] f--king heart" that he treats her like "solid gold."

"I f--king worship you. You are my heart. You are my future," he said sternly. He later told the camera, "We keep having the same fight over and over and over again. It's massively frustrating to have your girlfriend treat you like you're gonna cheat on her when you've done nothing for that to even happen."

Now Stassi was in tears, too. "Besides just having ex-boyfriends that're awful, my dad's been divorced three times, my mom's been divorced three times. I've seen all this go down. Everyone sucks. Everyone f--ks each other over. I can't handle it. I can't handle being f--ked over again."

By this point, Stassi was a blubbering mess, so Beau calmed her down. "You need to figure out your shit. How are we gonna have a future if you don't f--king trust me?" he said through tears.

We'll find out what happens between them next week, but we also have to fill you in on Ariana Madix's powwow with Lala Kent.

While at their first dinner of the trip, Ariana pulled Lala aside to talk to her about her outbursts on James Kennedy, Raquel Leviss and Billie Lee. In case you forgot (doubtful), Lala unloaded on them at SUR when she heard Raquel say Lala had been using the "dad card" as an excuse to treat people poorly.

"I worry for you that it's gonna reflect poorly on you when customers see that, and maybe you might lose your job," Ariana said to Lala, who said she simply "can't have" people bring up her dad without her "seeing red."

Lala maintained she wasn't sorry for the way she handled the situations, which visibly disappointed Ariana. Ariana then opened up about the passing of her own father, which took place the same year Kristen Doute tried to convince everyone Ariana was sleeping with Kristen's ex-boyfriend and Ariana's current boyfriend, Tom Sandoval. Her point in talking to Lala was to try to get her to see things from a different perspective.

Lala said there was "no right way or wrong way to grieve," then promised Ariana she would come to her the next time she felt like popping off at someone.

Other noteworthy moments: Drunk Ariana is the best Ariana. She's cute and fun and insightful and kind of develops her own language when she drinks. Kristen insists she has "tiny eardrums" and is therefore hard of hearing. (Not sure if that's a thing.) Oh, and Jax and the Toms still think it's funny to fart on each other.

"Vanderpump Rules" airs Mondays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.

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