'KUWTK' Recap: Khloe Gets Candid About Tristan's Cheating Ways -- Nori's Black Book Gives Her Take
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When the medium read Auntie Khloe, she said that Auntie doesn't trust the person she's currently with and that she's in a constant battle with herself. I'm not sure if this medium has a gift or just reads TMZ.

The woman behind Nori's Black Book -- a viral parody Instagram account written entirely in the voice of Kim Kardashian's sassy 5-year-old daughter -- is bringing her talents to TooFab.

Each week, "Nori" will be recapping new episodes of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" and giving us HER take on all the family drama.

(NOTE: The below was not actually written by North West.)

On Sunday's "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," we were still in Bali. I'm amazed we had enough content for two episodes.

After her drama with Auntie Khloe, Auntie Kourt decided that she wanted to work on herself and her relationships for the remainder of the Bali trip. She wanted to work on being a better mother and sister. She left out being a better aunt, which is disappointing because that's actually where she needs the most work.

Auntie Kourt then asked Mason how she could be a better mother to him, and he had some notes for her. He said that she needed to be less strict, tighten up the curse words and get off of Instagram. It's almost like he was just waiting for her to ask.

Later, Auntie Khloe, Auntie Kourt, and Mommy visited a famous healer, Mas Joko. They were hoping to connect with loved ones that have passed on and have an amazing spiritual experience. When he read Mommy and Auntie Khloe, he performed some unexpected and awkward rituals.

Auntie Kourt and Scott did their reading together because they wanted to see if they could learn something about the kids and parenting. The healer revealed that they were soulmates who had a relationship in a past life, and that going forward, it's their choice whether they end up together or not. Scott and Auntie Kourt felt overwhelmed by the news. In my opinion, they didn't need to go all the way to Bali to find this out. I could've told them they were soulmates. These are two people who don't like to work, often date people Mason's age and are constantly asking me to borrow money. They are literally the same person.

The next day, Auntie Kourt told Auntie Khloe and Mommy that Mas Joko said that she and Scott were soulmates and that a relationship could be in their future. Auntie Khloe and Mommy were shocked, but Auntie Kourt assured them she hadn't made a decision yet about being in a relationship with Scott. I'm sure this depends on the need for a storyline for the show in upcoming seasons.

Mommy and Auntie Khloe noted that Auntie Kourt and Scott were both in a good place separately and that they didn't need to be together.

Mommy and Auntie Khloe were not satisfied with their reading with Mas Joko, so they went to go see another healer -- Ratu. His technique involved burping through the entire reading. It was like having dinner with the Disicks. They still didn't receive the experience they were looking for, so they realized they needed to see a medium and not a healer.

Later, Auntie Khloe and Scott talked about how well he and Auntie Kourt had been getting along and co-parenting their kids. Auntie Khloe said that Scott's relationship should make Sofia insecure. Scott reassured her that Sofia doesn't want to get in the way of him and his family and that she understood that Auntie Kourt and the kids are his priority. Auntie Khloe thought this was very mature of Sofia. I agree. Most teenagers would be jealous that their 30-something-year-old boyfriend has such a good relationship with his 40-year-old baby mama, but Sofia is ahead of her time. It's like she's already 21.

Days after their reading with Mas Joko, Auntie Kourt and Scott talked about their past family trip to Costa Rica -- the one where Scott secretly invited another girl. Scott admitted that he acted out on the Costa Rica trip because he was trying to take his mind off of Auntie Kourt being in another relationship. He said he wasn't proud of his actions, but that's where he was at the time. They also discussed their experience with the healer. Scott didn't feel he got a lot out of it and didn't think the healer told them anything they didn't know. Auntie Kourt said it just left her thinking about life. They agreed they were in a great place and on the same page.

Towards the end of the trip, Auntie Khloe and Mommy visited a blind medium -- Jeno Alongsih. Mommy was able to connect with their late father, Robert Kardashian. The medium told her that her unborn son -- who Mommy revealed to the world is due in May -- would be her dad reincarnated. Sorry, Grandpa Robert, I'm still not splitting the inheritance with you.

When the medium read Auntie Khloe, she said that Auntie doesn't trust the person she's currently with (Tristan Thompson), and that because of it, she's in a constant battle with herself about what to do. I'm not sure if this medium has a gift or just reads TMZ.

After her reading, Auntie Khloe said that she wanted to reevaluate things and make the best decision about her relationship. This is a huge foreshadowing moment. Well played, Kris.

"Ever since what's happened between Tristan and I, I fight an inner battle with myself in regards to what is the best thing to do for my relationship and for me," Aunti Khloe said, later opening up to Mommy and Auntie Kourt.

"Tristan is a cheater, and I can't figure out what to do. [Jeno] said I'm fighting making a decision," Auntie Khloe explained, adding that she never suspected Tristan was cheating prior to the April 2018 scandal and that she wonders if "I'm gonna be with Tristan forever, or I'm gonna break up with him."

The episode ended with the Halloween Victoria's Secret photo shoot for Instagram. The photos turned out amazing. If Auntie Kendall can model for Victoria's Secret, anyone can.

Meet me back here next week when I recap Episode 5 of my show.

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