"It’s your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast?"
How long do you think you would last as Beyonce's assistant before getting sacked?
Now you — like hundreds of thousands of others who already have — can find out, thanks to a brilliant "choose your own adventure"-style game created by a fan on twitter.
The clever Bandersnatch-esque quest went viral on Sunday, even catching the eye of Chrissy Teigen, who herself got fired within three minutes.
Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD pic.twitter.com/26ix05Hkhp— Green Chyna (@CORNYASSBITCH) June 23, 2019
"Being Beyoncé’s assistant for the day: DONT GET FIRED THREAD" was created by Beyonce megafan Green Chyna, who goes by the Twitter handle @CORNYASSBITCH, and whose Twitter bio claims "Beyoncé spat on my hand as a fan on 5.14.16".
In the game, you play Beyonce's assistant on your very first day, faced with a series of increasingly challenging multiple choice options for the Queen Bee, starting from relatively obvious to panic attack-inducing.
"It's your first day on the job and Beyoncé is getting ready for a red carpet. What are you getting her for breakfast? Yogurt, granola and strawberries or a 5 star breakfast?" the first question reads.
Selecting correctly will lead you to question two. Selecting incorrectly will get you a scathing putdown and a termination letter from Beyonce's team of lawyers.
Within 24 hours of posting, the tweet was heading for a quarter of a million likes, with many Twitter users even asking for the creator's CashApp handle to donate money to her.
"This is amazing and really well done 😂 I got fired about 3 in," Teigen wrote, sharing the link.
Perhaps more worryingly, she also revealed she made her own assistant play it ... and she didn't even make it past the first question.
This is amazing and really well done 😂 I got fired about 3 in. https://t.co/gLdnqQY8tE— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 23, 2019
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