Haddish reveals Mayer's steps to landing a famous significant other.
Tiffany Haddish really hopes Giancarlo Stanton from the New York Yankees sees the photo above, to make her dreams a reality.
The comedian and star of "The Kitchen" appeared on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" on Wednesday night, where she revealed she's been getting dating advice from John Mayer, who knows a thing or two about high profile relationships.
"I've been getting relationship advice since the last time I was here. John Mayer has been giving me relationship advice," she told the host.
"He said if there's somebody that I like that's in the eye of the public, I should, when I'm doing interviews, say that I'm seeing that person," she continued. "And then the media will do a side by side of us and then the guy will see it and then he'll be like, 'Oh, she's kinda cute. I mean, I'm not hooking up with her, but I could hook up with her.'"
She said that, by following Mayer's instructions, "the world will know that I like this person, I will know that I like this person and then it will be in his subconscious and he will attract me to him."
Putting the musician's plan into action, Haddish then said she's been "seeing #27 from the New York Yankees." As Colbert pulled up a side by side photo of them, she added, "I've been seeing him on Instagram, and I've been seeing him on Twitter. I've been seeing him in my dreams a lot. We together."
After Colbert read off the guy's stats -- he's 6'4", 250 pounds -- Haddish joked, "Yes, Yes, that's what I'm talking about, somebody to burp me!"
"Now I'm just waiting," she added.
Stanton, your move!