This week also just happened to mark the release of Demi Moore's "Inside Out", in which she claimed Kutcher cheated on her after encouraging her to participate in threesomes.
Ashton Kutcher found himself in the middle of another controversial three-way on Wednesday -- between the Presidents of the US and the Ukraine.
"Mila and I met with President Zelenski and his wife a little over a week ago," (sic) said "The Butterfly Effect" star, whose current wife Mila Kunis was born in Ukrainian SSR.
"My gut: He is committed to eliminating corruption in Ukraine," Kutcher continued. "He’s also committed to ending the war and grateful for the US financial commitment because they needed it."
The topic of US financial commitment to Ukraine has been high on everybody's mind since it emerged President Trump pushed President Zelensky to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden, and his son Hunter, while pointing out the "United States has been very very good to Ukraine".
"If our president used that financial aid to leverage president Zelensky to investigate Biden he should be impeached," Kutcher claimed. "If our president did not use it as leverage and simply encouraged president Zelensky to investigate Biden without cause he should be impeached."
Directly texting his followers via communications service Community — in which he is an investor — he added: "If you like President Trump or not America is the priority soliciting foreign interference in our election is unAmerican."
On Tuesday, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi announced a formal impeachment inquiry into President Trump, after transcripts of the July phonecall were released.
"This week, the president has admitted to asking the president of Ukraine to take actions which would benefit him politically," she said. "The actions of the Trump presidency revealed dishonorable facts of the president's betrayal of his oath of office, betrayal of national security and betrayal of the integrity of our elections."
Tuesday also just happened to mark the release of Demi Moore's "Inside Out", in which she claimed Kutcher cheated on her after encouraging her to participate in threesomes.
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