During a game of Burning Questions, the TV personality asked her guest if she's "ever dated a celebrity that the world doesn't know about." At first, Haddish laughed and said no, but after pressing the buzzer even DeGeneres called pointless, she walked back her answer.
"I mean, I talked about one, but was it really dating or did we just hook up?" Tiffany asked rhetorically, before blurting out, "Chingy."
"That was the early 2000s, y'all. I don't even know if that counts anymore," she added, before breaking out into song. That's right -- Tiffany Haddish hooked up with the man responsible for the 2003 smash hit, "Right Thurr" -- or so she says.
We did reach out to Chingy for comment but felt weird asking if he ever received homemade biscuits from a naked Haddish -- another claim the "Girls Trip" star made during the absurd game.
"Besides showering and sunbathing, what are three things that you do naked?" Ellen asked her guest. In order of most common to no-one-else-on-the-planet-does-this, Tiffany said she cleans the shower, dances around the house and bakes biscuits -- all completely nude.
Ellen wondered if her guest was being serious (she was) and if her naked baking adventures included oven mitts. Tiffany said no and explained why.
"Not even oven mitts 'cause I mix it up and everything, right? And I put it on a cookie sheet, put it in the oven, then I go back to get into bed with the man that I'm with," she said. "And then when it's ready, I'm dressed by then."
"That's not a true answer," an unamused Ellen replied, but Tiffany assured her it was.
"I get in the bed with the person that's in the bed! That's why I'm making the biscuits -- because he did his job!" she shouted. "So you get biscuits! The man that picked me up and burped me with his strong arms gets biscuits!"
Unsurprisingly, baking biscuits isn't the only thing Haddish does naked. She sleeps in the nude, too. Here's everything else the funnywoman revealed about herself:
The three things she looks for in a man are "good credit, no kids, more money than me." When Ellen asked about the potential suitor having two of the three, Tiffany said there was "still opportunity" for him.
Favorite body part on a man? "Arms that can pick me up," Tiffany revealed, before whispering loudly, "The penis!" Turning to Ellen, she explained, "That wasn't me that said that. That was the parasites inside me that said that."
When asked about her favorite body part on herself, Haddish adorably explained it was actually a "combo" of her teeth, lips and overall smile. "Men like it, too!" she shouted immediately after.
First celebrity crush? "Steve Urkel." First kiss? "I couldn't even tell you the guy's name, but he looked like he was turning into a werewolf. My friend said, 'You gotta start somewhere, girl.' And I said, 'Okay.'"
During a later part of Haddish's appearance on the daytime talk show, she revealed to DeGeneres that, aside from working out, she has a unique way of "eliminating fat cells." She slathers Vicks VapoRub on her stomach and then wraps herself in cellophane because she's "been eating like it ain't nobody's business.
"I don't put it on every day, just mostly at night. And I rub it on my stomach and then I Saran wrap it, then I put my corset on," she explained to a skeptical DeGeneres. "I've lost three inches on my waistline. Don't be hatin'!"
All jokes aside, though, Tiffany revealed she's made some pretty noteworthy lifestyle changes ahead of her 40th birthday.
"I stopped smoking a year ago," she said proudly. "YouTube videos is how I stopped smoking. I watched the YouTube videos of like 'Easy Ways to Stop Smoking' and 'We Can Hypnotize You in Eight Hours to Stop Smoking.' And I would play those while I sleep. And then after like five days, I just didn't wanna smoke no more."