"Stop trying to set people up. Get on the train, get out of here," he orders as she scurries aboard just as the doors are closing.
"You f--king shit. You f--king shit. You're trying to set people up," he continues, thankfully stopping short of following her onto the train. "That's what you're trying to do, you're trying to set people up.
As the doors close in his face, he mouths "Good job" — before flipping her the bird.
Thousands of commenters were outraged by his behavior, and thankful the situation didn't get any worse; but just as many questioned the wisdom of leaving ones phone on a NY subway platform — both in terms of safety and sanitation.
"Honey it's NY there's rats everywhere both literally and figuratively," one commenter perfectly summarized. "Why would you EVEN think to put your phone down."