Forget "Fashion Police," this is the only red carpet recap worth watching.
Danielle Bregoli, better known as the "Cash Me Outside" girl from "Dr. Phil," decided to break down the best and worst dressed stars from the Met Gala on her YouTube page on Tuesday ... and this video is priceless.
"I have no idea what a met gala is but they wearing some dumb sh-t," she captioned the clip, preparing us all for the critiques that lay ahead.
See the video to see who she said looked like a "f-cking janitor," who was "really slutty" and which model "needs microblading," stat.