"Dirty Dancing" was the talk of Twitter on Wednesday -- but for all the wrong reasons.
As you may have expected, the three-hour ABC remake, starring Abigail Breslin as Baby Houseman and Colt Prattes as Johnny Castle -- roles famously occupied by Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze in the 1987 original -- was roundly mocked by viewers during its premiere.
If you didn't sit down to watch the musical re-imagining of the classic romantic drama about a teenager who falls in love with a summer camp's dance instructor, these reactions may be all you need to see.
When you order it online Vs when it arrives....#DirtyDancingpic.twitter.com/lQ4FsWIkov
@bibble8gubbles
Everyone on my timeline is asking why ABC didn't cast better dancers.
@care4volleyball
Answer: real dancers know that you don't mess with #DirtyDancing
#DirtyDancing nice they included the shot of the people who appreciate this remake pic.twitter.com/1FXlp86Cdw
@camacho_gen
And then y'all end it like this 🤔
@headphonewearer
I want a damn t-shirt after making it through this mess.
-I SURVIVED DIRTY DANCING 2017-#DirtyDancing pic.twitter.com/We1S0JmXpX
Actual footage of my face after watching #DirtyDancing pic.twitter.com/mx95wtN6bD
@RaulAOrtizJr
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse.
@TheCBuras
ABC: Give us 5 more minutes.#DirtyDancing
My face through the entire #dirtydancing remake .... #PatrickDeservedBetter pic.twitter.com/rSe6lecEoj
@nicolekatelynn
Next week in the Titanic remake: Jack lives!!! #dirtydancing
@breannapancakes
#dirtydancing original vs. remake. pic.twitter.com/8oVP46hoqW
@VeganCleopatra
Patrick Swayze is watching #DirtyDancing like... pic.twitter.com/4iWsGwP35c
@Codybill_
To anyone claiming they like the #DirtyDancing remake... pic.twitter.com/kTeDXUVXNm
@JessFPardue
Please put baby in the corner. Turn off the lights. Close the door. And never look back. #DirtyDancing
@NY2Pgh
#DirtyDancing The new Johnny and Baby look like a child predator story you'd see on Dateline or 20/20
@MVMSbrown
The remake of 'Dirty Dancing' is the most traumatizing thing I have witnessed since Election Night '16. #DirtyDancing #LeaveClassicsAlone
@BrianaLeeRyan
This is how I prefer Abigail Breslin dancing #DirtyDancing pic.twitter.com/YUF3ioigpS
@dferrari
This was the best part of the remake. #DirtyDancing pic.twitter.com/xvyWIU726q
@Dandelionspring
Raise your hand if you were personally victimized by #DirtyDancing pic.twitter.com/M9FQ8R3KVK
@AmySauds
It's no coincidence that #nationalwineday comes on the heels of that joke of a #DirtyDancing remake. #stillmad pic.twitter.com/rSNxNjxR7y
@LarethaHulse
Movie remakes will never outshine the original-the producer of #DirtyDancing remake only did it to make money
@capricorn1226
I've figured it out - #DirtyDancing was supposed to be a look at #LittleMissSunshine as a teen. It's the only thing that makes sense.
@VGonzee
I didn't understand the ending of Dirty Dancing (the TV movie). Why did she marry someone else??!! #pleaseexplain #dirtydancing
@brunnette8609
i can say tho @ColtPrattes body is A1 like bbq sauce #DirtyDancing
@princericosuave
This was easily the most ridiculous scene from ABC's #DirtyDancing remake. pic.twitter.com/FSNxUS2Yd1
@tprobus
The only person possibly capable of replacing #patrickswayze in #DirtyDancing is @channingtatum ...am I right? Or am I right?@PinaOnAir
@LauraLarabee
Dear TV #DirtyDancing remake, it's "I carried A watermelon", not "I carried HIS watermelon." pic.twitter.com/camKd6vU6x
@Kaitlin_Lee
This could be us but... nevermind, I don't want any part of this. #dirtydancing pic.twitter.com/hTr9BObN6c
@offthedeeepend
me watching dirty dancing remake #dirtydancing pic.twitter.com/ZiCaI7DpuJ
@MadisonConrad20
The #DirtyDancing remake is like what your summer romance actually was like, whereas the original is how you told your friends went down
@KfromtheVtotheM
My main though while watching #DirtyDancing last night was how they could've make Abigail Breslin's wardrobe SO MUCH MORE FLATTERING
@offthedeeepend
I wonder if this is how ABC is feeling this morning after that remake. #DirtyDancing pic.twitter.com/kZ63xHhJdW
@RadioKatie1
The best part of the #dirtydancing remake are the wonderful hilarious tweets that are following. #yallarehilarious #thanksforthelaugh
@Melpikor