Sam Bee Mocks 'Texas Tugger' Ted Cruz for Porn Fiasco and Rips 'Bewigged Slenderman' Ann Coulter

"The Texas tugger gave Twitter its most joyful night since 'covfefe'," the late-night host said Wednesday about the frenzy that ensued earlier this week when Cruz's Twitter account "liked" a porn video on the social media platform.

"But he's not the only Republican having a bad week," Bee said before ripping Fox News for its upset over media outlets using the word "blindsided" to describe Republicans' reaction to President Donald Trump's decision to side with Dems on a plan to pay for hurricane relief.

She then proceeded to play clip after clip of Fox News reporters using the very word.

"If you say 'blindsided' one more time, Sandra Bullock will magically appear and force you to move in with her until you before a football star," she joked.

Bee then went after CNN's Chris Cuomo, who "seemed to think it was his job to get every Floridian to safety by any means necessary," the comedian said sarcastically while playing clips of Cuomo interviewing people in Florida just before Hurricane Irma made landfall.

"I make fun of Chris for caring about people's safety because I am an a--hole," Bee admitted, "but preparedness and good information saves lives, whether it was Governor Scott and his army of sign language interpreters or firefighters checking on vulnerable residents or police reminding folks not to fire gun at the hurricane."

Scott Pruitt, Trump's EPA chief, vocalized as recently as Tuesday that now is not the appropriate time to discuss climate change.

"The appropriate time will be when we're all on a space station trying to figure out how to turn our poop into protein bars," Bee quipped. "I could add that during a hurricane was not the appropriate time for bewigged slenderman Ann Coulter to tweet her denials that the storm was happening, but Ann's hatefulness put her in the minority -- the very thing she fears most."