"You are a f---ing psycho, you f---ing pig bitch, you liar f---ing c--t!" Dodd hurls at Gunvalson
Kelly Dodd has already been accused of being a cocaine addict and sex train participant -- both of which she's denied -- and tonight, Vicki Gunvalson threw another accusation into the mix, claiming her "Real Housewives of Orange County" co-star was not allowed on her daughter's school's property.
Vicki's wild claim came at the top of Tuesday's new hour, but it wasn't relayed to Kelly firsthand. Vicki waited until Kelly left their yoga class -- the ladies are still in Arizona attending a wellness retreat -- before telling their co-stars that Kelly doesn't need any help ruining her own reputation.
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View Story"She's got a bad reputation 'cause of her, not 'cause of me. She's blaming me for her bad reputation? She can't even go to her daughter's school!" Vicki told Tamra Judge, Shannon Beador and Emily Simpson, whose mouths all fell to the floor. "She's got a bad reputation! I hope she gets her act together!"
Tamra pressed Vicki for more information, but all Vicki said was, "I don't know if it's still happening, but she couldn't go to her daughter's school for a while." Emily, being an attorney, asked if she was legally banned. Vicki stared blankly and nodded her head yes.
"Do you know this, or you heard this?" Tamra asked. "I don't...my daughter doesn't go to that school," responded a flustered Vicki. Emily asked how she knew then. "I just...schematics, so let's just say that," she replied. [We're pretty sure she meant "semantics."]
Once back at their respective "casitas," Emily told Kelly what Vicki said, and Kelly lost her mind. She instantly called her ex-husband/Jolie's father, Michael Dodd, who confirmed over speakerphone that Kelly was never banned from Jolie's school. "She's a f--king psychopath!" Kelly shouted, as Michael called the accusation "bullshit." He said Kelly had "no issue being around Jolie any time, anywhere."
In the meantime, Tamra and Shannon were lecturing Vicki about her behavior, when Kelly called Shannon to vent. "Is she insane?!" Kelly shouted. "How in the hell can she say I'm not allowed at my daughter's school?!" Kelly was also angry with Shannon because Shannon's the one who invited Vicki on the trip in the first place. She also felt Shannon and Tamra were trying to play both sides.
After telling Shannon and Tamra she heard the rumor from a lady at the nail salon whose kid goes to school with Jolie, Vicki hopped on the phone to let Kelly know she was "not a psycho," which prompted Kelly to shout into the phone, "You are a f--king psycho, you f--king pig bitch, you liar f--king c--t!"
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View StoryLater, at a boozy group dinner, Tamra asked Emily how Las Vegas was. Emily filled her in on her performance, before Kelly let the ladies know about an activity they did in Sin City that didn't end up airing. She and Braunwyn Windham-Burke went to a junk yard and got to impound cars. But before Kelly squashed one of the vehicles, she spray-painted Vicki's name and drew a pig on the hood.
"I put her face on a car, and I crushed it," Kelly said proudly, pointing at Vicki, who somberly replied, "I'm ugly, it's okay."
"I never said you were ugly!" Kelly hurled across the table, but Vicki pointed out that Kelly's made comments about her "malfunctioning" face lift in the past.
"I don't think that! I don't think that about you," Kelly maintained. "I think you're pretty."
"I think you're pretty, too," Vicki said back softly.
A giant "AWWW!!!" rumbled through the room, and Vicki began to cry.
"Vicki, Vicki, Vicki," Kelly said, also starting to tear up. "I've never hurt you. I've always been on your side. It's so disheartening for me to sit here and look at you. You don't know what you've done to me. You have no idea." By this point, Kelly was sobbing, and Vicki had her head slumped into her hands.
"And I never did anything to you! I only called you a pig because Slade did, and I know that hurts your feelings, but I don't think that," Kelly blubbered. "I've only been friends with you. I don't understand it."
"I surrender!" a tearful Vicki finally said, getting up to go sit by Kelly.
"It's really hard for me to look at you. It is," Kelly continued, as Vicki went in for a hug. "You and I have a lot of history together," the latter said. "I surrender. I'm sorry for hurting you."
Kelly was a mess as she told Vicki repeatedly she doesn't do cocaine or participate in sex trains and that she's never been banned from Jolie's school.
After begging Vicki to "stop" perpetuating the hurtful rumors about her, Vicki agreed to "surrender" and promised she was "sincerely done." She later told the camera, "Hearing Kelly's pain -- it makes me feel bad. It makes me feel accountable for this 'at least I don't do cocaine' comment. I care for Kelly. The fact that we locked eyes for the first time in a long, long, long, long time shows how much we really do care for each other."
In her own confessional, Kelly cried as she said, "I wanna stop this war. I don't wanna continue this ugliness anymore. It really, really hurts my feelings because I am kind, and I have a heart. It's awful."
However, thanks to social media, we know this peace was short lived.
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View StoryIn other shocking/unrelated news, newcomer Braunwyn and her husband have threesomes -- but only with women and only on "monumental birthdays."
"Sean and I have been together since we were teenagers," she explained to her co-stars while tipsy and topless in a hot tub. "Like, for his 40th."
Emily, Gina and Tamra had all the questions, and Braunwyn was happy to answer them. She said she always kind of knows the women she and her husband invite into their bedroom -- like "a friend of a friend" -- and that they never do it in their own house. It usually happens in Vegas, and she was happy to reveal there's lots of girl-on-girl action. According to Braunwyn, Sean doesn't ever actually have sex with the other woman.
But Braunwyn wanted to clarify, "I'm definitely straight," which only further confused Gina.
When an uncomfortable off-camera producer during a later confessional tried to ask Braunwyn which Housewife she'd invite to join her threesomes, she blurted out, "Tamra! The answer's Tamra. You don't even have to finish the question. Tamra! Obviously."
For her part, Tamra admitted Braunwyn did have "very luscious lips" and that she's "maybe a little curious."
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" airs Tuesdays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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