Billie Eilish Horror Date Story Involves a Butler and a Crying Baby

Billie Eilish was dumped and insulted on a first date when she was just 13.

The pop phenomenon spilled the tea on the boy and his butler (yes, you heard us) during her appearance on "The Howard Stern Show" this past Tuesday.

“It was at the movies, and it was the day before Valentine's Day, and he kissed me and he said, 'That was not as magical as I thought it was gonna be,'” Eilish said.

“He was super rich, and his butler was there the entire time but in a different movie theater. He took him and he left, and I was stuck there. Nobody told me that they were going to leave. And it was the day before Valentine's Day,” she continued. To add insult to injury, a random baby Eilish happened to make eye contact with started to cry in her face.

Turns out, though, this isn't the first time she's brought this story up. She's also told this story onstage at a concert last year and dedicated the next song of the night to the man who spurned her.

“Are you kidding me? My lips are beautiful. Now, this song is dedicated to Henry Whitford,” she said before launching into her hit song "My Boy."

We're sure the eight gold and four platinum singles take the edge off the sting, Billie!