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Trevor Noah had a hard time Thursday wrapping his head around President Donald Trump's latest deals with the Democrats.
Last week, Trump struck a deal with the Dems to fund Hurricane Harvey relief, raise the debt ceiling, and keep the government up and running. Or as the "Daily Show" host put it, "Things that should be automatic anyway, but in this presidency, counted as major accomplishments."
Trump was "so turned on by all of the positive press the deal got him" that he hosted a White House dinner with top Democrats Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, where he agreed to protect the Dreamers in exchange for beefing up border security, and that's not even including money for Trump's border wall.
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View Story"Wait, what? All it took was a dinner, and Trump folded to the Democrats on DACA and the wall?" a shocked Noah said. "Does anyone still think Trump is a master negotiator? Because Democrats were like, 'Do everything we want and, uh, we'll let you watch 'Wheel of Fortune.' And he's like, 'OK, I like when they spin the wheel.'"
To further confuse Noah and leave several Republicans quite sour, Trump tweeted Thursday, "Does anybody really want to throw out good, educated and accomplished young people who have jobs, some serving in the military? Really!....."
Does anybody really want to throw out good, educated and accomplished young people who have jobs, some serving in the military? Really!.....
@realDonaldTrump
"'Does anybody really want to throw out the Dreamers'?! Yeah, yeah, youuuuu did, you gaslighting shrimp tempura, youuuuu!" Noah said. "You literally spent two years campaigning on kicking everybody out. Now all of a sudden you're like, 'What kind of psycho would kick everyone out?'"
"So everything's good, everyone's happy," Noah said, "except for all the people who voted for him."
