I love me some Courtney Stodden ... but how on earth is this chick only 18 years old? With her creepy "Walking Dead" extra husband in tow, the teen bride hit the red carpet (and the pole) this weekend for the premiere of her new music video, "Reality."

With her matching red sequined bra, panties and gloves, blue contacts and severely painted face, Stodden showed us how she does classy while dancing with 52-year-old walker Doug Hutchison at Eleven Nightclub.

Speaking of the video, watch it in all its trashtastic glory below:

Oh yeah ... and this is what Courtney wore on the red carpet to her event. Light up underwear and a sheer dress, how demure.

Can you imagine what she's going to look like by the time she's 25? Can't wait!