"50 Shades" star and notable Irish lad Jamie Dornan helped Jimmy Kimmel get in the mood for St. Patrick's Day on Thursday night by educating the late-night host and his viewers on how to authentically express their state of inebriation on the popular drinking holiday.
The actor's vocabulary lesson contained 41 different ways to say "drunk."
So instead of just settling for "wasted" or "hammered" today, try "rat-arsed," "bladdered," "away with the fairies" or "steam-pigged."
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View StoryWatch the clip above for dozens of other Irish synonyms you can drop at the bar this weekend to impress the rest of the "fanny-packed" patrons downing pints of Guinness and Irish Car Bombs.