"I'm just a hot mess. Drinking and partying," Handler says before adding, "I would love an interest. No one's interested in me, so let's make one up ... I guess I have to wait for somebody to get divorced or something."
"That's a country song," Shelton says. "Now we're getting there."
But you know what doesn't fit in a country song from Handler's life? "I don't like kids. What about that?"